Gas??? Oh my!

Betty Boop
Oop-A-Doop

on 8/13/06 9:53 pm - FL
All this talk of gas is giving me....well.....gas! . You mean I am going through all this so I can finally get out and live life but I am gonna be fartin' everywhere I go? How embarassing is that? I don't want to sound like a boat motor everywhere I go.....putter putt putt putter. Betty
Michael Eak
on 8/14/06 12:21 am - Largo, FL
Betty, ROFLMAO, It's not the sound you'll need to worry about, LOL. Just have someone with you and each time, LOL, you let loose,,,,,,, Out Loud say something, blaming it on your friend or relative. The problem, which unless I have dairy, doesn't effect me. Is that the Gases that escape our Butts, are sometimes 10X fold in Smell!!! Get The Gas Masks Out, Keep them at arms length. And move away as soon as you, LOL, Let Loose,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, Far away & Fast. ROFL. Let us know if the story of Excessive Gas Releases make your Newspaper/TV. Good Luck. If this does happen, you might try Devrom, a pill taken as you eat. It cuts the smell drasticly. LOL. Get it directly from them or on here.
Tami H.
on 8/14/06 1:07 am - Winter Park, FL
Iposted about this a few months ago. it is embarassing, and I think its from the protein, I don't know. I just try to control it the best I can. But I do feel better afterwards....oh well the price of health, and slim bodies. blessings, Tami
Michael Eak
on 8/14/06 6:57 am - Largo, FL
Tami, where is your family from? My recently decease Grandmother, Georgianna's maiden name was Lavoie. They were from Canada, a large Cow Farmer family. But we've lost touch with them long ago. I've been meaning to ask you for awhile now. Mike
shoegirl1023
on 8/14/06 9:42 am - Solon, OH
OMG - It's amazing what we all go thru to look and feel this good, but how sad it is for those next to us when we fart away!!! I just quit my job as a preschool teacher working with 3 year olds. It was gr8 being able to "let go" in the classroom as I could always blame a kid, now I have no excuse!!! I would love to know what it is that is causing this embarrassment, sometimes its just uncontrollable, I am so glad I'm not alone in this. Although I may be ALONE soon if this carries on!!! Good luck to everyone with this problem!! Joanne (the explosive expert!!)
ANGIE L.
on 8/15/06 12:04 pm - Quincy, FL
If it makes you feel any better. I don't have that problem, maybe you want either.
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