I'm divorcing my husband

Renfairewench
on 10/28/11 1:50 am, edited 10/28/11 2:37 am
I have decided that I have to divorce my husband and marry a farmer who can keep me in eggs, butter, cream, half and half, milk, cheese and bacon.
                                                                                 

Either that or I need to find a way to keep a few chickens and a cow in my postage stamp sized yard (I won't keep a pig because I could not slaughter and prepare it.) so that I can get what I need everyday. Imagine...homemade cream right from the cow. LOL. 
                                                         

 

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                          Lowest weight 157 / CW 161
GW 150
                "I'm just one stomach flu away from my goal weight"
                                       
MajorMom
on 10/28/11 2:01 am - VA
Holy crap, Batman!  lol

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Renfairewench
on 10/28/11 2:38 am
Yep, that's a bit extreme, but I would mind going out and squeezing off a few pumps of real cows milk for my coffee. LOL.
 

                   HW (pre RNY) 430 HW (pre DS) 302 / SW 288 /
                          Lowest weight 157 / CW 161
GW 150
                "I'm just one stomach flu away from my goal weight"
                                       
Grammo
on 10/28/11 2:05 am - Nashville, TN
IKR?   I'm in a panic if my larder is running low on eggs, cream and butter.   Downside is my normie sister says it is getting too dangerous for her to hang with me anywhere around food.
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                  Surgery Weight (8-11-09) 271.5 Goal Weight 130
Renfairewench
on 10/28/11 2:35 am
I get very twitchy if there isn't at least 4 pounds of butter and 3 dozen eggs in the fridge. I buy half and half and heavy cream by the gallon!  Truthfully I would just use heavy cream in everything but I do have to keep my kid and husband alive...lol.
 

                   HW (pre RNY) 430 HW (pre DS) 302 / SW 288 /
                          Lowest weight 157 / CW 161
GW 150
                "I'm just one stomach flu away from my goal weight"
                                       
Emily F.
on 10/28/11 2:11 am
Okay, you got me. I was about to freak out.
Jody W.
on 10/28/11 2:30 am - Windsor, CT
OMG!!!! That pic is NUTZ!!!

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teachmid
on 10/28/11 3:11 am - OKC, OK
ROFLOL....you got me there for a minute. I was going to say....you go girl. Now I take it all back.

I need to buy cases of heavy cream and eggs.
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Phyllis M.
on 10/28/11 4:36 am - Irving, TX
  • Pease check out Dr. Connie Stapleton's Website. A lot of good information on there for all WLS patients regardless of the surgery you chose.  Good luck to all and I'm here for you if you want to send me an email.  I'll answer it as soon as possible.  
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  • Current Weight:  263  
  • As of 11-10-13 I have had weight gain.  Not happy about that.
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Larissa P.
on 10/28/11 6:12 am - Denton, TX
Thank god you put the winky smiley in your post because it gave me a heart attack when I first read it.

And...as much as I love milk, you couldn't pay me to suckle a cow teat!
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