Anyone wanna play xylophone on my ribs?

**** it I've lost yet another kilo after eating everything that wasn't nailed down for the last week.  No real poo issues either........I'm now 145lbs and dropping.  To celebrate my new inclusion into the head on a flaccid stick club I'm celebrating by having for my breakfast:


four lamb chops with mint sauce, two tablespoons of mashed potato made with aoil and cream and a carrot mashed in for ****s and giggles. 

May as well eat like a demented ****** while I'm at it.  I've also given up trying to have a non skinny ****** BMI and have set my new weight goal at 140lbs just for a laugh.  I should likely be there by the end of the month all fuzzy and toothy like a concentration camp survivor.  On a brighter note my labs are awesome and my bones are made of titanium......I just can't open doors or walk into a head wind without taking off like an empty plastic bag. 

Sincerely Skeletor

Welcome to the skeeeny group!   Those constant Highland gale-force winds are going to blow you away...better get some weights and tie them around your ankles or try to navigate them sideways...just put your shoulder into it. As for opening doors...I got nothing...sometimes I have to wait a couple of hours for some big strong man to come along and open them for me. lol

--gina

Maybe I need to get about in a battering ram?

Or, learn to low crawl...

lol Gina...lately that's been a true story for me and doors...I usta think it was a new thing to have people open them for me, now it's a pulic service they perform.

LOL, love that, me too.  I can't eat everything like you, but that is ok....ahhh skeletor reminds me of being a kid watching cartoons with my brother.....can't wait to go to Ireland in the winter and freeze my non existent butt off.....

I'm 5ft 7 inches. I think I'm too skinny and not in a good way.  I can see my hip bones in everything I wear and I look like I've been held hostage in somalia by gunmen for six months.   Despite eating like a maniac I'm still losing fast.  I did have a bought of overgrowth a few weeks ago and dropped a lot of weight due to that but now I'm back to the happy poo place and still losing.

I just love your skinny arse!! Eat up girly!


Ruby

your my hero.....as I still sit here thinking....."it just won't work like that for me"