I think i'm a bit mental.

I count everything too....yet I'm maths retarded! My God we're both certifiable!

Come one come all I say!

"a BIT mental?"

David read my  post and walked off quoting Top Gun:

"You can ride my tail any time"!  "Noooo you can ride mine" chuckle chuckle...nice bit of homoeroticisim there in a patriotic American flick......SIGH!  If only they knew..

I'm coming over to run around your pool screaming for hours in order to terrorise the housing committee from your condos. When they arrest me I'll claim I'm just waiting for my bestest friend Sue who is busy pit fighting corgis in the parking garage as we speak.

That should about do it...

Have I told you how gorgeous you look in your new avi??

Oh sweetie that isn't me its the beautiful it's Louise Brooks from the 1920's.  I wish I could be her with bells on.  I'm flattered you think it could be me. xxx

I love you Kirmy!  And don't feel alone.  I often hear quotes from Heartbreak Ridge in my head. 
"YOU IMPROVISE!  YOU ADAPT!  YOU OVERCOME!!!!!!"

LOL

I agree, love you, looking forward to a book some day. Don't change.