Tunneling my way out

He is on dog sitting duties...keep your bacon grease hands off him!  Actually he may like that....

 It's funny - I was just thinking about you today, whist cleaning my floors (I do my best thinking then) and wondered how your job was going, LOL.    Six months off per year???     Will you be traveling about?

Initally I will be paying off a mother ****** of debt then I'm gonna do USA, Patagonia and fart about South America a wee bit.

Love the avatar.
And I used to live off Route 66. Also love it. :D

Girlie - when you make it out this way a whole bunch of us are going to have to go out to one of the Churrascarias. Nothing like a pack of meat eating women to frighten the locals!
I would also like to personally invite you to lovely Modesto to come visit my menagaerie. Heck, I'll let you hold my goose!

Although I'm afraid the excitement of the area might be too much for your delicate sensitivities. The nightlife is Legend-dairy. On Fridays we sometimes even have a bad Elvis imposter at the A&W.
For an added bonus, if you come in late summer, you can turn an Almond to an Ammond by shaking the 'L' out of it.

I'll sleep in your bathtub like a big hairy Daddy long legs.

Count me in on the Elvis impersonator...plus I make a mean deep fried banana and peanut butter sammich.

route 66 from washington, dc through the shenandoah valley and skyline mountains of virginia.  it still exists and is beautiful.
"excuse me, is that my stapler?  i think you have my stapler"        

Let us know before you hit the West Coast.  Party will be on.  Plus, we have Cattleman's.