DOLLYWOOD!!
I went to dollywood today with the heathens and had the BEST time. My butt fit onto EVERY ride I tried to go on!! no extenders either!! I went on the swings and roller coasters and etc etc etc. and apparently they have a BBQ theme going because in the middle of the food area was a PIG ON A SPIT!!! I was ready to reach over and cut a slab off but I imagine they would frown upon that sort of behavior!!