TMI for men, and women who wanna be grossed out and laugh

I laughed so loud at this that I scared the dogs!

Two men are standing on a bridge, taking a leak. One, bragging,  says "My, tha****er's cold!"

The other replies "Yeah, and it's deep, too!"

Men are SUCH liars. (*grin*)

Not that I know from personal experience but a family member recently complained of a similar issue. Due to his age, he claims "it" sags down there like what happens to a woman's breasts with age...so of course he said it was sinking. To remedy the "problem" he invested in a raised/elevated toilet seat.

Here is an example of what he bought:

http://www.opentip.com/Health-Beauty/Alimed-Hinged-Elevated- Toilet-Seat-Elongated-p-1095230.html

Needless to say, as a guest the extra 3 inches makes you wonder if your going while standing! LOL

Mine hits the water now but that's because I'm really hung :) 

Careful now; you wouldn't want to excite the single ladies on this board now, would you? =P

Thx no more rolls, I def may put one of those in the master bath.

Erika, u needn't worry ;-p

Love this thread ! Thanks for the laughs ! 

Some toilets are definitely different than others.  We have one toilet that is better than the other and I think it is because the internal bowl area is larger. Hubby thought I was crazy until he compared them and finally agreed that the one does have a smaller bowl area and depth. If not a riser, maybe a newer toilet itself with a deeper bowl .

It definitely brings new meaning to the phrase, "stirring the pot".