Perfect Poo-namis (thanks ratkitten for the term!)

I''m curious about what has caused your perfect poo-nami, whether deliberate or otherwise. Ratkitty had her own the other day. Please say whether you wished for the poo-nami or not. Thanks for sharing!

Highly descriptive terms are encouraged!

Examples:
Mudslides with no survivors
Gas and poops that sounded more like NATO bombings in warring countries
Machine gun and uzi sounds echoing in the toilet bowl
Water balloon effects
Backslashes
Embarrassing clogging episodes (oops done that at a few campgrounds)

Hugs to all!
Ratkity

Cheesecake
Ice Cream
Large amounts of salad with lotsa dressing
Jelly Bellys (or any 100% sugar candy, like gum drops, etc)
Fried fish
Anything with flax in it

Once in a while, I'll intentionally do the ice cream thing.   I tend to get constipated around my mid-cycle, and this is a guaranteed de-clogger.

After 5mo of severe diarrhea, 2 rounds of Flagyl, then finding Chia seeds... stopping all chewable vitamins and all sugar alcohols, whey shakes...
I went from a watery mess several times per day, to:
fingerlings
1/2 logs
full logs
white - tan - to normal color
then pudding poo for the finale