PIG CANDY IS BETTER THAN SEX!

It depends, some people get gas, some don't. Just gotta try it and see.

Sugar doesn't give me gas, but if I eat enough of it, it will make me gain weight.  The beauty of the Pig Candy is that the evil sugar is deliciously bound to the yummy goodness of all that pork fat.  Kind of helps move things along, ifyouknowwhatimean.

Not me, at least not when used in this way.

That's because the porky goodness cancels out all evil.