Newbie advice from a crap DSer about poo.

 Kirmy is back!  I laughed and cried!  I had "Pull over, NOW!" episode myself, except no snow only sand. Yikes!! My sweet husband never said a word.

Just one question. What are Percy Pigs?

I think your intestines need to come have a talk with mine about how to behave. My bowels have entered that rebellious teenage phase where they won't follow the rule book. As a result, I have such a backup that I'm afraid to cough.

Or perhaps I need some Percy pigs. Yes, that's it. SEND ME PERCY PIGS. Pretty please.

Kim

P.S. - as my dear angel, you should know that despite my guts being noncompliant with the DS program, I have broken my stall and am now closing in on my goal! Thank you so much for keeping me informed and entertained with your stories of your DS life.
Smoochies!

ROFL while wiping tears!!!!

OMG!!!
What is a girl supposed to say about this except... nod and smile and follow this ass-vice!!! LOL

I think I'm falling in love with you Kirmy lol Thanks for the laugh!

"What is worse is I had to wipe my arse with snow and all it did was smear the evil about."

OMG! This was hilarious!! Thanks, and I love your sense of humor.

Hahaha!  This is by far the best poo thread I've seen... you have a way with words, that's for sure!  Your advice will be well-heeded, and this thread bookmarked for when I need a giggle later on!

 
Kirmy,  
You're the BOMB!!!! You make me laugh EVERY time!!

Just because a food item is shaped like a pig and had "pig" in its name does not make it DS friendly.  A percy pig is not bacon.

Lauging so hard now at snow wipes.

Thanks.

~Becky