Newbie advice from a crap DSer about poo.

2bee.or.not2bee
on 8/3/11 2:53 am
 Kirmy is back!  I laughed and cried!  I had "Pull over, NOW!" episode myself, except no snow only sand. Yikes!! My sweet husband never said a word.

Just one question. What are Percy Pigs?
        

     Romans 8:28                                  VSG 1/23/10  DS 5/15/11

                                     VSG weight = 143 kg  VSG low = 116 kg  DS weight = 141.5
ModestoK
on 8/3/11 2:59 am
I think your intestines need to come have a talk with mine about how to behave. My bowels have entered that rebellious teenage phase where they won't follow the rule book. As a result, I have such a backup that I'm afraid to cough.

Or perhaps I need some Percy pigs. Yes, that's it. SEND ME PERCY PIGS. Pretty please.

Kim

P.S. - as my dear angel, you should know that despite my guts being noncompliant with the DS program, I have broken my stall and am now closing in on my goal! Thank you so much for keeping me informed and entertained with your stories of your DS life.
Smoochies!
                                      ~  Kim  ~

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teachmid
on 8/3/11 3:15 am - OKC, OK
ROFL while wiping tears!!!!
     -Gail-
SW  257    CW  169  GW  165
  
Jody W.
on 8/3/11 3:39 am - Windsor, CT
OMG!!!
What is a girl supposed to say about this except... nod and smile and follow this ass-vice!!! LOL

Original LapBand Surgery - 07/26/06- DS Surgery - 08/16/2011
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(deactivated member)
on 8/3/11 3:48 am - Beverly, NJ
I think I'm falling in love with you Kirmy lol Thanks for the laugh!
(deactivated member)
on 8/3/11 4:02 am - OH
"What is worse is I had to wipe my arse with snow and all it did was smear the evil about."

OMG! This was hilarious!! Thanks, and I love your sense of humor.
orangecrushed
on 8/3/11 4:36 am, edited 8/3/11 5:00 am - Triad, NC
Hahaha!  This is by far the best poo thread I've seen... you have a way with words, that's for sure!  Your advice will be well-heeded, and this thread bookmarked for when I need a giggle later on!
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a_new_mii
on 8/3/11 4:44 am - AZ
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Kirmy,  
You're the BOMB!!!! You make me laugh EVERY time!!
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on 8/3/11 5:13 am
beemerbeeper
on 8/3/11 5:13 am - AL
Just because a food item is shaped like a pig and had "pig" in its name does not make it DS friendly.  A percy pig is not bacon.

Lauging so hard now at snow wipes.

Thanks.

~Becky


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