Vent:: I didn't ask for commentary

So today we had a catered picnic lunch at work, hotdogs, cheeseburgers, coleslaw, potato salad, chips and cookies..  So I took cheeseburgers and hotdogs no buns and some coleslaw... They had forks but no knives out... I asked the caterorer for a knife and he said "oh you are doing that awful low carb thing."

My co worker just stared dumbfounded at him and I said again "do you have a knife"

He says, "honey look in the mirror you are far to thin to worry about low carb"  (Not said in a nice way but in a condesending kind of a way.

I say again, "do you have a knife sir"

at this point his boss or whomever caught on and ran over with a knife appologizing.

Ass!!! They're everywhere!! I think I'm surrounded,LOL! You did better then I would have.*Pat on the back*


Ruby

 Once you had the knife, did you stab the obnoxious caterer? 

LMAO...I was thinking the exact same thing!!  Idiots are everywhere...don't let them get you down!  You're doing awesome!

Grrrrrrr. You showed far more restraint than I would have. Well, probably. Sometimes things just fly right out of my mouth when I don't mean them to leave the inside of the head. Really, I don't. *coff*

Did you get his number?

You should get a medal or sumpin'.  You've got WAY more self control than me, that's all I'm saying.

What a Richard Noggin.

 "What a Richard Noggin."

I freaking love that!!!!

Wow you're better than me!!  I would have gotten that knife than used it as a shank!

Me too! I have an anger managment problem