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I just laughed so hard I scared my cat.

Annnnd, now the Pina Colada song is in my head for about the 5th time today.

Okay, well I can not help if that offended you, because I did not ever say that everyone on here smelled like that. However, I did read about a person who claimed that they got used to the bad smelling gas and foul smelling stools. I also read about a lady wanting a reversal because she said the health of her self, and family was being affected because of the problems that I just mentioned. Another lady was a substitute teacher who claimed that she was teaching at a school one day and she had to go to the bathroom.  She claimed that it stunk so bad that the teacher, and students in the other room, as well as her own students were complaining, unaware of the fact that it came from her. She said she was so embarassed that she did not even know if she would take the teaching job full time next year. She said she  can not stay in confined areas with other people for long periods of time. Such as classrooms, conventions, meetings, etc. This is all coming from people who had the DS. I never said that was your situation, or that YOU smelled like that.

Maybe you have a reading comprehension problem......
I never accused you of saying that "I" smelled like poo, nor did I whine that you had offended me.  Quite the opposite, you're pretty entertaining.
You paint with a pretty broad brush, though, and those sweeping generalizations are what some (including myself) are finding annoying.  Please note, I did not say I was offended.  Since I don't really care what your opinion of me is, you don't hold the power to offend me.

I do maintain that you implied that the members of this board may smell like poo and don't care that they do.

WOW! I didn't respond to your post originally because I didn't know if it was even a serious concern or just a troll looking to stir up **** We get a lot of that.

You posted your thread as URGENT and like you were in a life threatening situation, then went on to talk about your concerns being able to drink pina coladas. Do you really think we all sit at home chained to a toilet in fear of leaving our homes to live life? Damn! This board is comprised of all walks of life. Doctors, lawyers, nurses, school teachers, bus drivers...you name it! We don't stink and we don't walk around ****ting ourselves. I think not having surgery right now is a very good choice for you. You obviously need to do more research and know what you are getting into. I hopw once you obtain the infoormation needed to be a successful weight loss surgery patient, you'll reconsider. Good luck to you!

So, let me get this straight. You make a poorly worded post which nearly everyone here apparently misinterpreted. Instead of backing up and rephrasing, you start lashing out and insulting everyone?

Wow. Well, good luck with that diet.

Let us know how that all works out for you.   In the interim, you might want to take an English class or three.   It might help you with your painfully obvious ignorance of grammar, spelling, and compositional structure.

(high five!)

I have taken college English classes. I appreciate your concern. I think I am doing well considering the fact that I have only been in this country for a short time.  Do not  ASSUME that you know everything; I am from Germany.

And there you have it, boys and girls!
She's started deleting and editing her posts, including the title.

Please stand by for the GBCF post.....

Clever use of caps.