Let's have some *FUN*!! ....Youuu might be a DSer!!!

If you only have 1 size of clothes for every season and have to toss away old clothes that are actually worn out instead of too small...You may be a DS'er...I just recently relented to a size 12 because of sagging and shrinking and middle aged shape changes and I'm accepting that 195 for 6'2 isn't terrible...but, I hung onto a size 10 wardrobe for over 4 years.

You might be a DSer if...

...all lattes are large breves.

You might be a DS'r if.........

your idea of a diet meal is a Wendys triple baconator without a bun......
and loaded with mayo

you can literally drink the melted butter that comes with your crab or lobster and have absolutely no guilty feelings about it

this is a gross one, but.....

when you see a really fluffy and oily poop, you know you've shed a pound or two

If you go to your local grocery store to buy, cheese sticks, fage greek yogurt, eggs, and butter every 4 days; you might be a DSer. 

OK, I tried to find something different to say!  :)

HEE HEE 

Man this turned out to be a great thread! You guys are all so creative. I'm going to put a link to this thread on my profile...comic relief is good!!! You guys are so creative!

Lori

if you save all your bacon fat in a fridge in a container and use it in almost every dish for seasoning, you might be a DSer!

 You know you are a DS'ER when...

the dog comes into the bathroom while you are pooping, takes a whiff, turns around goes out and shakes her nose and sneezes.

You post on your facebook status that you want a Popeyes chicken restaurant in your city, only to have all your dieting friends reply how it's poison and you should be eating salad. 

They don't know about my DS Bwhahahahahahaha

 You make your customary breakfast (runny yolk fried eggs on low carb buttered toast with a pile of crispy bacon and a protein coffee) for second dinner because you have to be NPO from midnight until about noon tomorrow because of labs. 

*sniff* I love breakfast so much. 

I might be a DSer when:
- I eat at least 8 bacon strips for breakfast without feeling guilty!
- I eat a double Coney Island sans bun and no room for any sides!
- I eat a 6-oz ground chuck steak with 3 eggs and enough room for only 1/4 of the hash browns topped with melted cheddar cheese!
- I eat a breakfast combo consisting of 2 eggs, 2 HUGE bacon strips, 2 THICK sausages, and hash browns topped with melted cheddar cheese and no room at all for toast!
- I eat an all-meat 3-egg omelet with no room for anything else!
- I eat burgers without buns at work and get charged only for the meat!
- I drink a caffe mocha with half-n-half and MAJOR whipped cream!
- I eat an omelet with hash browns stuffed with sour cream and cheese!
- I eat a slice or two of cheesecake for my birthday because many of my relatives are celiacs!
- I use REAL butter, REAL mayo, and REAL sour cream on my foods!
- My grocery cart is filled with meat, cheese, and dairy products, along with fruits, and I get the funniest looks from shoppers who load theirs with frozen foods -- especially pizzas -- and all kinds of simple carbs and boxes of pop and beer and no evidence of meat, cheese, dairy product or fruit!