Let's have some *FUN*!! ....Youuu might be a DSer!!!
If the top drawer of your desk at work is stocked with vitamins, calcium and protein supplements, you might be a DSer.
If you add probiotics daily, you might be a DSer.
If you reach for the cream instead of the 2% milk when having coffee, you might be a DSer.
If you go out for a steak and the side is a baked potato, and the waiter asks "butter or sour cream?" You answer "both" and proceed to eat that with only a tiny bit of potato on the fork, you might be a DSer.
If you continue to lose weight long after the other WLS surgery people have had their window of opportunity close, you might be a DSer.
If you add probiotics daily, you might be a DSer.
If you reach for the cream instead of the 2% milk when having coffee, you might be a DSer.
If you go out for a steak and the side is a baked potato, and the waiter asks "butter or sour cream?" You answer "both" and proceed to eat that with only a tiny bit of potato on the fork, you might be a DSer.
If you continue to lose weight long after the other WLS surgery people have had their window of opportunity close, you might be a DSer.
If you've lost so much weight you have to sit carefully to avoid sitting on a flap of skin, you might be a DSer.
If you're the only one in the room in a sweatshirt and everybody else is in teeshirts, you're probably a DSer
Dennie
If you're the only one in the room in a sweatshirt and everybody else is in teeshirts, you're probably a DSer
Dennie
"It's so beautifully arranged on the plate - you know someone's fingers have been all over it. ~Julia Child"
P. Poster
on 5/13/10 1:38 am
on 5/13/10 1:38 am
OK, I'm still preop, but, I think I get it and may have some more to add.
*You go out to eat for breakfast and can order your entire meal off the a la carte or "extras" menu (eggs, bacon, sausage, ham, canadian bacon, scrapple)
*Your pharmacist calls to find out why you haven't refilled any of your prescriptions in a while, you gleefully tell them you have replaced them all with vitamins, and they freak out.
*You abandon your reservations/embarrassment of really spending some quality time reading the labels in the constipation/diarrhea isle
*Potty talk becomes table conversation
*You make dates with yourself for evenings at home to enjoy "forbidden" gut rumbler snacks, so as not to trigger hazmat team responses in public.
*You can clear any room to bail someone out of an unfortunate social faux pas emergency if necessary, and still avoid the blame.
*You go out to eat for breakfast and can order your entire meal off the a la carte or "extras" menu (eggs, bacon, sausage, ham, canadian bacon, scrapple)
*Your pharmacist calls to find out why you haven't refilled any of your prescriptions in a while, you gleefully tell them you have replaced them all with vitamins, and they freak out.
*You abandon your reservations/embarrassment of really spending some quality time reading the labels in the constipation/diarrhea isle
*Potty talk becomes table conversation
*You make dates with yourself for evenings at home to enjoy "forbidden" gut rumbler snacks, so as not to trigger hazmat team responses in public.
*You can clear any room to bail someone out of an unfortunate social faux pas emergency if necessary, and still avoid the blame.
Lori....that one was so true the one with the ****tail drink jajaja
I love it !
I love it !
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