Let's have some *FUN*!! ....Youuu might be a DSer!!!

If your kids are scared to eat "your stuff" but do it anyway because they can't resist....you might be a DSer!

If your dear hubby got excited about the "Save your marriage flatulence blanket".....you might be a DSer!

If your baby girl that still sleeps in your bed wants her can of spray along side of her nite nite water...you might be a DSer!

If you know the scientific names for vitamins (cholecalciferol, palmitate, etc...) You might be a DS'er

If you find yourself at the mall on a regular basis shopping like a fool....and actually enjoying it....You might be a DS'er

If the scale is your friend....You might be a DS'er

- If you have tried every type of cheese and meat in the deli department

- If you are early out (DS surgery), get excited when you lose about 2 -3 lbs in 2 days  after indulging in a italian beef sandwich

-  If you carry peppered beef jerky in your COACH (OMG ) purse


This is fun thanks, Lori for you idea of this posting....YOU ROCK!

-If you take multiple sizes into the dressing room thinking the smaller one won't fit... then it does!

Funny!!!!


I did that this pass weekend!

Yea that is funny, I hear that happens to a lot of DS'ers.

--If you ask for "extra butter please" at a restaurant, you might be a DSer.

--If you need to add fat to your diet to fight constipation, you might be a DSer.

--If you use popcorn as merely a vehicle for the delicious butter, you might be a DSer.

--If you can keep a straight face when a new doctor looks stunned and says, "Does that really say that you are taking 50,000iu's (or more) of Vitamin D daily?", you might be a DSer.

--If you know the interaction of Calcium, Vitamin D, and PTH, you might be a DSer.

Now for my bacon version of, "You might be a Dser!"

If you eat bacon as a healthy, weight reducing snack.....youuuu might be a DSer!

If a pound of bacon equals the perfect meal.....youuuu might be a DSer! (maybe this is just me?)

If you opt for desert, and realize that you have bacon and brown sugar on hand, you have a perfect- high protein, low carb snack that contains no EVIL flour.....youuuu might be a DSer!

If you already had a pound of bacon for lunch and then decide a pound of bacon would be the perfect evening snack while you watch TV.........youuuu might be a DSer!  (Again, maybe this is *just* me.  And yes, I HAVE eaten 2 pounds of bacon within the same day.  Did it yesterday and I'm having a pound for breakfast right now!)

If your DSer friend (Love Nicolle!) buys "Bacon favors" for your party such as gummy bacon, bacon gum, and bacon mints....and you ACTUALLY know you have to try them.....youuuu might be a DSer!

If your child know about your love of bacon and thinks that you love them more than anything in the world when you ACTUALLY SHARE a piece of bacon with them every once in awhile.....youuuu might be a DSer!

If you have perfected cooking bacon and make it perfect each and every time.........youuuu might be a DSer!

If you have a cookie sheet, that is reserved for ONLY your bacon because you don't want anything else to taint it's perfectness.....youuuu might be a DSer!

If you buy 8 pounds of bacon one week from Costco and actually have to restock the following week.....youuuu might be a DSer!

If you order every variety of a Jimmy John's unwich's with extra, extra bacon.....youuuu might be a DSer!

And now that they're rolling off of my tongue, here come my butter jokes......

When you request so much butter from your server at a restaurant that they remember you for your butter habit the next time you walk in the door.....youuuu might be a DSer!

When a version of deep fried butter comes to the county fair and the only reason you hafta go this year is to go get summa that.....youuuu might be a DSer!

When your husband asks where the hell he's supposed to put anything in the fridge with all of the bacon and butter stockpiled in there.....youuuu might be a DSer!

If you melt a stick of butter in a cup and then DIP your popcorn into it, as opposed to pouring it on and making your snack mushy from the butter.....youuuu might be a DSer!

I'll be back when I think of more!!!!

Oh, Oh, Oh!

When you know MORE about how vitamins work with your new anatomy than your PCP, nutritionist, and even your surgeon.....youuuu might be a DSer!

How fun, Lori!  To the one you added about enjoying one ****tail while your normie friends are drinking like fish and have the same level of drunk, I would add but still manage to be sober in record time! 

- If you review your schedule the next day before deciding to eat major fatty foods, you might be a DS'er

- if you know the difference between calcium citrate, calcium carbonate and coral calcium, you might be  a DS'er

- If you know what a courtesy flush is, you might be a DS'er

- If you carry portable ozium or lysol into airplane bathrooms, you might be a DS'er