Let's have some *FUN*!! ....Youuu might be a DSer!!!

Okay, I'm bored this morning because I'm up before the kiddos and my brain is going all over the place.  As I'm making my coffee, taking my vits, and getting my protein shake, I started thinking of all of the goofy things I do now that I didn't as a normie.  So, I think it's time for us to brainstorm our own version of "You might be a redneck," jokes, only making them all about the DS. 

Here's what I've got so far....

~ If KFC comes up with a new sandwich that uses fried chicken breasts for the bun, filled with bacon and cheese and you look at THAT as a healthy food choice....youuu might be a DSer!!!

~If you wake up two hours before you go anywhere just so that you can "clean out"....youuuu might be a DSer!

~If you know how to read your labs as well (if not better) than your own doctor....youuu might be a DSer!

~ If your vitamin cabinet looks somewhat like a store shelf because you order a 6 months supply at once....youuuu might be a DSer!

~ If you carry a vitamin box with you at all times.....youuuu might be a DSer!!!!

~ If you can enjoy ONE ****tail while your normie friends are drinking like fish and you are all on the same level of drunk ....youuuu might be a DSer!!!

~ If the simple thought of the effects of white bread/flour makes you shudder inside....youuuu might be a DSer!! 

Your turn!!  You guys are so creative!  Let's have some fun! 

Lori

-- If you view the "master" as a little red headed lady, who might be 115 pounds soaking wet...youuu might be a DSr.     ( Vitalady)

-- If you have 50 gallon drums of protein powder stacked up in your formal dining room floor... youuu might be a DSr.

-- If you know which of your friends sit on or prefer to squat over public toilet seats...youuuu might be a DSr.

-- If you have pictures of yourself in a bikini, your boobies and bat wing arms from 2007 and 2008 saved to an album on your computer....youuuu might be a DSr.

-- If you have made more than 250 new friends in the past 2 1/2 years...you might be a DSr who is addicted to the OH DS board.



--gina

Great ones Gina! You've got me cracking up girl! 

We need to compile our entire list and save it for future reference!!!

 -You're eating left over prime rib for breakfast and thinking nothing of it

-You take your half and half with a little coffee in it

-You make shrimp dip and eat it with a spoon

-You go to a salad bar and come away with a salad of meat, cheese, bacon and dressing

-You've traveled 1,000 miles for a 6 month check up but mostly to see your wonderful DS friends in Texas! :)

Thanks Lori!  This is fun!

OMG, Tassia!  So funny girl!

Hhahahaha I just had left-over filet mingnon!

 I make massive amounts of bacon wrapped jalapeno poppers when we have them for dinner JUST SO I can eat them for breakfast. 

My 5/6th grade honors choir is heading in for rehearsal so I can contribute only one for the moment but this came to mind just last night....
You might be a DS'er if you build little "walls" of food around your package of bacon in the fridge to keep any other family members from finding it and tearing into it!

Oh Julie, isn't that the truth!  AND one of us clever peeps need to come up with a way to make bacon that has NO SMELL when cooking so we can hoard it and not share our pound of bacon with the family!!!

Hee hee!  And last night I made and shelled boiled eggs for my salads.  I HID the container full of them waaay in the back of the fridge because my husband will pop them in his mouth making no consideration how hard I worked to have eggs for my salads for the week! 

Don't I know it - I tend to cook my bacon at night, after dinner, then everybody's too full to snitch it, but I caught DH dipping into my little trove last night and almost bit his fingers off.