OT: My name is Lumpy Bubblechunks...lol

OK -- too much fun not to pass on -- LOL Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day. Here is your dose... Follow the instructions to find you new name. The following is an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants", by Dave Pilkey: The evil professor forces everyone to assume new names... Use the THIRD letter of your first name to determine your new first name: a=poopsie b=lumpy c=buttercup d=gidget e=crusty f=greasy g=fluffy h=cheeseball i=chim-chim j=stinky k=flunky l=booger m=pinky n=zippy o=goober p=doofus q=slimy r=loopy s=snotty t=tulefel u=dorkey v=squeezit w=oprah x=skipper y=dinky z=zsa-zsa. Use the SECOND letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name: a = diaper b = toilet c = giggle d = burger e = girdle f = barf g = lizard h = waffle i = cootie j = monkey k = potty l = liver m = banana n = rhino o = bubble p = hamster q = toad r = gizzard s = pizza t = gerbil u = chicken v = pickle w = chuckle x = tofu y = gorilla z = stinker Use the FOURTH letter of your last name to determine the second half of your New last name: a = head b = mouth c = face d = nose e = tush f = breath g = pants h = shorts i = lips j = honker k = butt l = brain m = tushie n = chunks o = hiney p = biscuits q = toes r = buns s = fanny t = sniffer u = sprinkles v = kisser w = squirt x = humperdinck y = brains z = juice Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Goober Chickenshorts. Bill Clinton's name is Booger Liverchunks. *Remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day, adults laugh an average of 4 times a day. Put more laughter in your life!!!

hello my name is......Zippy Diapersniffer!!!!!!! Thanks for the laugh!!! Take care, Dana aka Zippy Diapersniffer

I'm : Zippy Bubblebuns! God, Aint dat the troof!!!! Any other bubblebuns out there?!!!

That is hilarious............my name would be poopsie diaper pants......doesnt that sound great???? My son is too old for those books and my daughter is a little too young still.....but I am sure that I will be reading them soon!!! take care........shaughnessy

Well......my name is Loopy Chickenbuns What a name to have. Christie

Robyn, Could you bring this to the next meeting in Harrington? You know I love a laugh !!!! My new name is Poopsie Diaper-Tushie !!!!! Ok this was one of my fears about dumping !!!!! LOL!!!! Hope this don't stick like them nic-names we give our kids. This sounds like revenge of the child. See you lighter. Poopsie

Hi everyone. I was encouraged by a post from Tom Tyler in PA to visit the DE board, so here I am today. Boy am I glad I picked today. I've been laughing for about 5 minutes now at my new name. Crusty Gizzardtush..... LOL Thanks for the laugh. Cherie G