More Twisted Humor

Good Monday Morning Friends!!! Okay ... gotta say I cracked up this morning when I read the post by Ginger and Maxi and thought I would try to add to the humor on our board by bringing in something that I happened across on the main board just minutes ago. Hope it brings a chuckle to your Monday morning also! Hugs, Pinky Applenose at your service with more Monday morning twisted humor!!! dba/aka Tammy/Tammy Original Post by Mary Mapes at 12:19 AM PST on 07/26/2004 Huntsville, AL http://www.obesityhelp.com/morbidobesity/messageboard/postdetail/590087.html?vc=0 Many of us OLD FOLKS(those over 50, WAY over 50 or hovering near 50) are quite confused about how we should present ourself, we're unsure about the kind of image we are projecting and whether or not we are CORRECT as we try to be nice and conform to the fashion that the designers in NYC, CALIFORNIA AND/OR PARIS inflict upon the world.So I made a sincere study of the situation and hereare the results.I don't want to burst your bubble but despite what you may have seem on the streets. the following combinations DO NOT go together and thus should be avoided. 1. A nose ring and bifocals 2. Spiked hair and bald spot. 3. A pierced tongue and dentures. 4. Miniskirt and support hose' 5. Ankle bracelet and corn pads. 6. Speedos and cellulite. 7. A belly button ring and gallbladder scar. Your cooperation would be greatly appreciated. Love.Mary 8. Unbuttoned disco shirt and a heart monitor 9. Midriff shirt and midriff bulge 10.Bikinis and liver spots 11.Short shorts and varicose veins 12.Inline skates and a walker 13.Thongs and DEPENDS Please keep these basic guidelines foremost in your mind when you shop.

That was so funny, I am sending it to my Mom, I always send her old people jokes, and I can add this one to my list. Thanks for sharing. Dana