Too Funny... from main message board

Ginger Barkley
on 7/24/04 1:11 pm - Smyrna, DE

Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day. And, if we are honest, we have a lot more stressful days than not. Here is your dose of humor. Follow the instructions to find your new name. Once you have your new name, attach in a post to this message. And don't go all adult--a senior manager is now known far and wide as Dorky Gizzardsniffer. The following in an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants. And the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey. The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names... Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name: a = poopsie b = lumpy c = buttercup d = gadget e = crusty f = greasy g = fluffy h = cheeseball i = chim-chim j = stinky k = flunky l = boobie m = pinky n = zippy o = goober p = doofus q = slimy r = loopy s = snotty t = tootie u = dorkey v = squeezit w = oprah x = skipper y = dinky z = zsa-zsa Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name: a = apple b = toilet c = giggle d = burger e = girdle f = barf g = lizard h = waffle i = cootie j = monkey k = potty l = liver m = banana n = rhino o = bubble p = hamster q = toad r = gizzard s = pizza t = gerbil u = chicken v = pickle w = chuckle x = tofu y = gorilla z = stinker Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name: a = head b = mouth c = face d = nose e = tush f = breath g = pants h = shorts i = lips j = honker k = butt l = brain m = tushie n = chunks o = hiney p = biscuits q = toes r = buns s = fanny t = sniffer u = sprinkles v = kisser w = squirt x = humperdinck y = brains z = juice Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Goober Chickenshorts. Now when you SEND THIS ON...use your new name as the subject. And remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day; adults laugh an average of 4 times a day. Put more laughter in your day.

Ginger Barkley
on 7/24/04 1:14 pm - Smyrna, DE

RNY on 09/11/02

Thanks Maxi for posting about this earlier... I wanted to copy and paste the original post so everyone didn't have to go searching the main message board. Some of those names on there were hilarous! As for mine, Zippy Brainchunks.... hmmm. I don't know if I should take it as a compliment... lol Let's hear those "new names" out there!

Rob S.
on 7/25/04 4:37 am - DE

RNY on 10/06/03

Appropriately my new name is Lumpy CootieBuns. Or is that "cute" buns.

kathyminus180
on 7/25/04 1:46 pm - Newark, DE

RNY on 10/15/03

Ginger - did you doctor your new name? I came up with Zippy Apple-Butt for you. Lots of Zippy's around here. I was going to check everyones just for fun but after just looking at yorus I realized that would be too much work! Yours Truely, Tootie Apple Chunks....

Ginger Barkley
on 7/26/04 2:10 am - Smyrna, DE

RNY on 09/11/02

Oh my... I missed the second set of names while scrolling back and forth... Good Eye you have!! lol So I'm offically Zippy Gorilla-Chunks I need to stop staying up so late playing on this computer and get more rest so I can have a clear head! Sorry for the error! Fun anyway... I think I like Zippy Brain-Chunks better.