Food for thought!!!

?The healthiest part of a donut is the hole. Unfortunately, you have to eat through the rest of the donut to get there. ?My doctor told me to start my exercise program very gradually. Today I drove past a store that sells sweat pants. ?I was going to wake up early to go jogging, but my toes voted against me 10 to 1. ?The handle on your recliner does not qualify as an exercise machine. ?If you put a crouton on your sundae instead of a cherry, it counts as a salad. ?The best way to lose weight is to have your stomach stapled...to your upper lip. ?Potato chips aren't rubbery and blubbery like fat. They are crispy and crunchy like lettuce. That proves they are diet food! ?What fits your busy schedule better, exercising one hour a day or being dead 24 hours a day

I LOVE this and admit I shamelessly stole it and posted to the main board *grin* Thanks for the giggle!

For many years I believed this to be the truth! That's the sad part... Dianne