ENDOSCOPY AND 'ROIDS

I have done all of my preop testing, gastro was yesterday. Dr. Floch (surgeon) tells me, "you'll need an endoscopy. we would rather be safe than sorry." Ok, the last time someone told me that...... So I goto the endo and we talk, yada yada yada, he says great, we'll do the endo and send you on your way. Did he really have to ask me about my bowels? Yeah, he went there all right. Wanted to know if I have blood when I wipe. Of course I do. I gave birth to two whales, my hemoroids don't like it when I go #2. He says, 'roids don't do that to you all the time. He asks how long has this been going on? I say for 14 years. He then proceeds to swear at me in his native tongue (Pakistan, Indian, Arab, just not sure). My punishment for all this is a COLONOSCOPY. Yeah, it's a one way street pal. Not anymore he says. Jeez Louise, "Oh, all you'll need is an endoscopy" better safe than sorry my ass.