I have discovered a new tool....

No surgery required. Why not wrap food in the same way toys are packaged? By the time you untwist all those blasted twisty things and pull off all the sewn on plastic packaging, you would starve! Okay so I wouldn't want to starve but you would certainly think twice before battling with that package of Twinkies! terri still nursing the blisters on her fingers from opening the Christmas toys.

HA! My favorite quote from Christmas is from my 3-year old neice on seeing me come in the door: "YOU HAVE A BIG BELLY!" (Then she gives me a belly hug, which is about how high she can reach) Coming from her, this doesn't particularly bother me, by the way. I would rather her be honest than be trained to lie politely. Dave

THANKS FOR THE LAUGH!!!!! OMG you are soooooo right!!! I have four kids, three are little girls- those damn twisty things that tie those dolls and all their little teeny tiny accessories in the box are so infuriating!!!!!

I look at it as burning calories with all the tugging and pulling to get that one Bratz doll out of her package!!! Paula

so funny, but so true!!

Hi Phyllis, Wanted to drop you a note...what a beautiful photo of you! YOU LOOK MARVELOUS DARLIN'!! I had my surgery around the same time as you did...it's amazing the transformation that has taken place. Best wishes, Mickey

Phyllis, I agree with the others! What a great new picture and amazing transformation you have made!! Congratulations! terri