You know you are thin when:
Stage 1 (Good start):
Your weight is less than your paycheck
Stage 2 (Doing well):
Your weight is less than gas prices (x100 for sticklers)
Stage 3 ****:
Your weight is less than the year your car was made, minus 1800
Stage 4 (Stop!):
Your weight is less than your IQ
Stage 5 (See ya!):
Your weight is less than your height in inches
Dave (Stage 2)