Where is Peter? I need a good joke!

Hi Tammy, this is an old one but it usually brings a chuckle, What did the cow say to the farmer? " Why is it that you play with my breast's but you never kiss me?" Apoligies in advance to those in need of one! Julio

Q. What is the fastest way to a man's heart????? A. Between the ribs with a sharp knife! Q. How man men does it take to change a light bulb???? A. 4. One to do it and 3 to listen to how great he is at...... Changing a light bulb (Sorry had to modify the answer due to term of service) Husband to wife: "I love you in the worst way!" Wife to husband: "Yes I know. I hoped you would get better over the years!" Q. Why are women such bad judges of distances???? A. Answer only by email. 85 6 year olds!!!!! You deserve a place in heaven! Right next to the retired teachers who are still in their straight jackets! Peter

Hi, Tammy! I got this one in an e-mail from a friend: Some people are like Slinkies. They're really good for nothing. But they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs. Love, Debby