off topic...a smile
In this life I'm a woman. In my next life, I'd like to
come back as a bear.
When you're a bear, you get to hibernate. You do
nothing but sleep for six
months. I could deal with that.
Before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat yourself
stupid. I could deal
with that, too.
When you're a girl bear, you birth your children (who
are the size of walnuts)
while you're sleeping and wake to partially grown,
cute cuddly cubs. I could
definitely deal with that.
If you're a mama bear, everyone knows you mean
business. You swat anyone who
bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you
swat them too. I could
deal with that.
If you're a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up
growling. He EXPECTS that
you will have hairy legs and excess body fat.
Yup...gonna be a bear.
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