Who needs noisemakers for New Years?

I have one "built-in" if you know what I mean! I have been "tooting" that noisemaker for the last three weeks, almost non-stop! Anyone else emanating a lot of gas? Deb at Dr. Valin's gave me some new stuff to try...so far it isn't working much better than Gas-ex does-which is marginal. I think my output is too much for them to handle! Anyone have any suggestions? There seems to be no rhyme or reason to what gives me gas...something that was fine one day is deadly the next and vice versa. Oh, and my you-know-what's rarely stunk....well, except for the SBDs...no they are all LOUD and horribly stinky. Even my little dog, who usually loves all those kind of horrid smells (she eats dog poop for God's sake) is coming out from under the covers at night to escape! HELP! Ann 90 lbs gone! About 30lbs of gas to get rid of.....

Ann you gave me a much needed laugh. This seems to be a common problem It can sometimes be very painful. I carry a little case....beano lactaid and chewable gas x . the chewable seems to work faster for me than the caps. If you find something that works better than gas x let us all know In the meantime I am getting revenge for 44 years of my husband having all the fun. 90 lbs wow thats a whole other person you were carrying around WONDERFUL ANGEL

Ann, too funny. I have the same problems and it seems to get worse at night. My husband is scared to get into a car or bed with me. LOL Hugs, Maggie