H's reply to Stalker

Here is DH's email to crazy stalker person.  I am editing it so it is passable. Ok, so my wife has shown me all of your e-mails and this is REALLY ME. So, you say that if I tell you to go away then you will really go away forever...so here goes: I want absolutely nothing to do with your stupid, retarded, skanky, dirty, ugly a$$. Whoever has told you that you are "gorgeous" must have been on crack, meth, or possibly acid. You look like a 12 year old boy. I wouldn't f##k you with my DOG'S c###. I tried repeatedly to be relatively nice to you and explain to you that I am very happily married and am not at all interested in whatever it is you think you have to offer. The fact that you would even begin to think that you could compete with my wife shows just how truly f#####g insane you really are. It infuriates me that you would talk to her the way you did, if you had talked to me like that it would **** me off, but let me make one thing crystal clear, so that even a mental midget such as you can understand: my wife is the most important person in my life bar none, and nothing will ever change that...so when anyone talks to her the way you did it makes me more angry than you can possibly imagine...not a great strategy for you there brainiac. So, I also read that you think if I "just got to know you" then maybe I would change my mind...well, rest assured, if you were the last woman on the planet, I would just have to go gay. There is no way that I want to talk to you, get to know you, be in the same f#####g room as you, run in to you anywhere, etc...much less have any sort of a relationship with you, you shockingly stupid f#####g moron. Is that clear enough, or do you think I'm somehow "leading you on"...if you do think I'm leading you on, seriously you should just drop out of school (if you call SCSU a school) and check in to a mental hospital. Please take my words at face value here: YOU ARE A DUMB, STUPID, UGLY, VAPID, INTELLECTUALLY BANKRUPT, INSIGNIFICANT, TINY LITTLE SPEC OF DUST THAT I HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO USE FOR WHATSOEVER. As for your psychic who used to work as a rocket scientist for NASA: Are you f#####g kidding me with this? You are basing your whole "soulmate" theory on the "opinion" of some dime store troll who charges you $19.99 to tell you what you want to hear? Seriously, grow up! You are a f#####g certified lunatic if you really believe anything that comes out of that woman's mouth. So, in conclusion, just so you know how awesome my wife is, she was trying to protect you...you, a dirty, skanky, piece of s##t, no-good, wh##e who was pursuing her husband...she was trying to save you from getting exactly this sort of a response from me. You see retard, I gave her the original e-mail masterpiece that you sent to me and told her to deal with it because if I dealt with it, I wouldn't be nice about it. She felt sorry for you (she's too nice to a fault), and felt like you were just simply young and naive, and so she sent you the very nice and respectful e-mail that she sent to you. Then you, in all of your 19 year old infinite wisdom, decided to send her a nasty, bi##hy, indignant response...nice move Einstein. What are you majoring in there at SCSU...lunch? Anyway, so she was trying to protect you from this, but you were going to have none of that...so here you go lunatic. So, like I was saying, in conclusion...don't ever call me, e-mail me, talk to me, look at me, come within 10 miles of me, talk to anyone I know, watch the same TV shows I watch, eat any of the same foods I like to eat, pet a dog that looks like my dog, etc....get the idea? If not, ask your lunch professor.

Personally, I think he wasted too much time in writing such a long email.  A, "GO AWAY, LEAVE ME ALONE OR I'LL HAVE YOU ARRESTED" would have been sufficient. It's the attention she's seeking, now she has more fuel to keep going.  Just hit delete when you see her address again...she's not worth the frustration. p

LMAO @ watch the same TV shows I watch, eat any of the same foods I like to eat, pet a dog that looks like my dog, etc....get the idea? If not, ask your lunch professor.  One thing I forgot in my post about her response is I feel sorry for her becase she is living in a fantasy world and she really does believe what she said to you. I have no clue what to say. I think this is pretty cut and dry about how he feels but ya never know with her. Good luck with this. 

Ummm, it looks like an emotional wife wrote this response. Men tend to be breif and to the point when it comes to this type of thing....like, "F### Y## !! , Get Lost !!" I'm just say'in...if I doubted he wrote it...she will too.

I agree with Paula.  He gave way too much of his time... just a simple bug off would have been good.  then hit delete.

Not too long as far as Im concerned.  So can I borrow your husband to "write" a few people for me

Did you get any response yet?

Oh, Tammy!!  How are you feeling??  Well, I hope.  Congratulations on your baby!! It's a long, drawn out story and I put so much energy into it.  Much more than I should have.  Go to www.myspace.com/purplecatfish  and you will get the whole story in my blog.  My responses, her responses, etc.   Just as an FYI to anyone else that reads this:  Yes, I understand that I should not have let myself get baited into responding, etc.  I know I gave this idiot what she was looking for, attention.  Before anyone gets on me about it, please understand that I shot from the hip alot and was at my wits' end.  I have no more interaction with her.  Thank you.

OMG I was LMAO at her. I mean who calls it a "weiner"? Is that the you and the hubby on the pics? Ya look different when ya "clean up" as in not a bad cell phone pic (I think that's what you called it).

Thank you Kathi.  Is she not the most psycho person???  My rabbit has more common sense than her!!!!  And,yes, that is me and Donnie in the pics.