Recipe for Truffle

Berry Truffle of Joy

 

 

1) Fruit: Blackberries, strawberries, blueberries, raspberries, snozberries.  add 1/4 cup             sugar (or Splenda) to sweeten.

 

2) Angel food cake.  Cut angels into 1" cubes.

 

3) Pudding stuff:  Sugar Free pudding made with 1.5 cup water or die****er.

 

1 small container fat free Cool whip

1 cup fat free sour cream

1 cup vanilla fat free yoghurt

8 oz. low fat cream cheese

1 teaspoon vanilla

 

Mix it up in a sugar free plastic or glass container and let it set.

Layer it three times: cake - pudding stuff- fruit

Serve to willing victims.

Bask in applause.

Ummm Dave??? What the @(%^() is Die****er.

You can find it in most grocery stores next to the diet seltzer.  Sometimes they stock it next to the low cholesterol pretzels and sugar free batteries. Dave

Those poor little angels being cut up in squares..........geesh!   Will sugar free glass work as well as sugar free plastic?

Yes it will !  You must have made Trifle of Joy before... :) (It is supposed to be Trife, not Truffle) Dave

I just love snozberries.  I think they are especially tasty while on wallpaper. Does the sugar free plastic or glass container have to be fat free as well?

Yeah, I wonder if Wonka will sue.   The container must be suger free, fat free, and vitamin enriched. Sorry, I forgot to include that.  Forget everything else I said. Dave

Mr. Wonka is a fuzzy little man peach.  If he tries to bug you, I will go beat him up for you.  I heard he bruises easily. Thank you for adding in the vitamin enriched part.  I almost bought the wrong container and then what?  No trifle for Sue.  No trifle AND no soup.  Then you and I would have to go to the mattresses.  I'll leave the gun, you take the cannoli's. Sorry,,,I have ADHD. 

Wow... ADHD, huh?  You should write children's books. :) Dave

In theory, writing children's books would be a great idea but.... I eat small children.  I was considering it at one time while I was still pre-op but now I can't eat too much so it would have to be REALLY small children.  Usually children that small don't read.  It would be a huge waste of time.  Now that I have your Trifle of Joy, I will stop eating them.  The children of the world owe you a huge thank you. I hope your evening is puffy like a sponge, the color of the sidewalk and smells the dirty rag under the sink.  (That means I hope you have a great evening!!!)