can't sleep
Did you hear the one about the vacuum cleaner?
It sucked.
How many psychiatrist's does it take to change a lightbulb?
Only one, but the lightbulb really has to want to change.
How can you tell when a blonde has used the computer?
By all of the white out on the screen.
Dirty joke
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What did the wind say to the coconut tree?
Hold on to your nuts, this is going to be one hell of a *******