Wednesday's food log
Since I have been effectively stuck in the house for a week now and can't do physical labor without aggravating my poison ivy (among other things)... here's what I have been eating. I have not been counting calories.
1) A full rack of lamb covered with barbecue sauce
2) A live turkey
3) The winning world cup soccer team... lightly head-butted and basted with chocolate
4) Several small rocks
5) Three music Cds (guess which ones)
6) The radioactive waste from a decommissioned nuclear submarine
7) As an appetizer: a copy of the full justification for the Iraq war, written in three words or less, burnt and sprinkled over a German chocolate cupcake.
Sitting here healing and toughing it out (as per Dr. instructions).