And GOD Created Vegetables

I got this somewhere and thought I would share with everyone!

And God Created Vegetables

In the beginning God created the Heavens and the Earth and populated the Earth with broccoli, cauliflower, and spinach, green, and yellow and red vegetables of all kinds so that Man and Woman would lead long healthy lives.

Then using God’s gifts, Satan created Ben and Jerry’s Ice Cream and Krispy Creme Doughnuts. And Satan said “You want chocolate with that?" And Man said “Yes!" and Woman said “As long as you’re at it, add some sprinkles." And they gained 10 pounds and Satan smiled.

And God created the healthful yogurt that Woman might keep the figure that Man found so fair. And Satan brought forth white flour from the wheat, and sugar from the cane and combined them. And Woman went from a size 6 to a size 14.

So God said, “Try my fresh green salad." And Satan presented Thousand Island Dressing, buttery croutons and garlic toast on the side. And Man and Woman unfastened their belts following the repast.

God then said “I have sent you heart healthy vegetables and olive oil in which to cook them." And Satan brought forth deep fried fish and chicken fried steak so big it needed its own platter. And Man gained more weight and his cholesterol levels went through the roof. Then God created a light, fluffy white cake, named it “Angel Food Cake," and said “It is good." Satan then created chocolate cake and named it “Devils Food."

God then brought forth running shoes so that His children might lose those extra pounds. And Satan gave cable TV with a remote control so Man would not have to toil changing the channels. And Man and Woman laughed and cried before the flickering blue light and gained pounds.

Then God brought forth the potato, naturally low in fat and brimming with nutrition. And Satan peeled off the healthful skin and sliced the starchy center into chips and deep-fried them. And Man gained pounds.

God then gave lean beef so that Man might consume fewer calories and still satisfy his appetite. And Satan created McDonald’s and its 99-cent double cheeseburger. Then said “You want fries with that?" And Man replied, “Yes! And super size them!" And Satan said “It is good." And Man went into cardiac arrest.

God sighed and created quadruple bypass surgery.

Then Satan created HMOs.

Thats a classic for sure!  It's funny and yet sad at the same time... lol  thanks for sharing it!!

Jackie

I definitely like it. And you are correct Jackie, it is funny and sad at the same time and that is probably because it appears to be more true than we would like. LOL
Terry