And for today's chuckle..............

IMPORTANT HEALTH ADVICE FOR WOMEN
 
 Do you have feelings of inadequacy?
 Do you suffer from shyness?
 Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?
 
 If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your
 doctor or pharmacist about Margaritas.
 
 Margaritas are the safe, natural way to feel better and
 more confident about yourself and your actions.
 
 Margaritas can help ease you out of your shyness and let
 you tell th e world that you're ready and willing to do just about anything.
 
 You will notice the benefits of Margaritas almost  immediately and with a regimen of regular doses you can overcome any obstacles that prevent you from living the life you want to live. Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past and you will discover many talents you never knew you had.    Stop hiding and start living, with Margaritas.
 
 Margaritas may not be right for everyone. Women who are  pregnant or nursing should not use Margaritas. However, women who wouldn't mind nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it.
 
 Side effects may include:
 - Dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration
 - Loss of motor control
 - Loss of clothing
 - Loss of money
 - Loss of virginity
 - Table dancing
 - Headache
 - Dehydration
 - Dry mouth
 - A desire to sing Karaoke
 
 WARNING:
 The consumption of Margaritas may make you think you are  whispering when you are not. 
 
WARNING: 
The consumption of Margaritas may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them. 
 
WARNING: 
The consumption of Margaritas may cause you to think you can sing and/or dance. 

 WARNING: 
The consumption of Margaritas may make you think you can logically converse without spitting  

LMAO!!! Reminds me of the song by Joe Nichols, "Tequila makes her cloths fall off"....lol

Thanks, I needed that and maybe one or 2 of those wouldn't hurt either.

HUGS
JOY