OT - Aging Aunt Mildred

taz51501
on 7/3/08 8:13 am - Central Coast, CA

Aging Aunt Mildred was a 93-year-old woman who was particularly despondent over the recent death of her husband. She decided that she would just kill herself and join him in death. Thinking that it would be best to get it over with quickly, she took out his old Army pistol and made the decision to shoot herself in the heart, since it was badly broken in the first place. Not wanting to miss the vital organ and become a vegetable and a burden to someone, she called her doctor's office to inquire as to just exactly where the heart would be on a woman. The doctor said, 'Your heart would be just below your left breast'... Later that night, Mildred was admitted to the hospital with a gunshot wound to her knee.

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Katt M.
on 7/3/08 10:01 am - Fontana, CA

RNY on 04/29/08

LOL

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Jeni H.
on 7/3/08 11:09 am

Lap Band on 10/16/08

Oh Gosh Sue, that cracked me up!!!

hehehehe Jeni

Do not ask the Lord to guide your footsteps if you are unwilling to move your feet. God, Please help me to move my feet!!!

(deactivated member)
on 7/3/08 2:08 pm - Palmdale, CA

RNY on 11/15/04

Sue, OMG that so cracks me up. You know last time I checked I couldp robably shoot myself in my knee if I ever did that too and did not know my anatomy. You had me busting a gut. I read it to my family and they were just laughing. THanks for the chuckle. Liz

Janine J.
on 7/3/08 8:27 pm - The Beautiful Desert, CA

RNY on 07/10/02

OMG You are so BAD/GOOD!!!!!!!!!

“When you find peace within yourself, you become the kind of person who can live at peace with others.” –Peace Pilgrim (1908-1981).

jj_in_CA
on 7/4/08 3:09 am - Gualala, CA

RNY on 07/09/08

ROTFL! Thanks for the good laugh! ---jan---

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