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Katt M.
on 6/27/08 8:22 am, edited 6/27/08 8:42 am - Fontana, CA

You can't read this and stay in a bad mood ! 1. How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit? A: Unique Up On It. 2. How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit? A: Tame Way. 3. How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest ? A: They Take The Psycho Path 4. How Do You Get Holy Water? A: You Boil The Hell Out Of It. 5. What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete Wall? A: Dam! 6. What Do Eskimos Get From Sitting On The Ice too Long? A: Polaroid's 7. What Do You Call a Boomerang That Doesn't work? A: A Stick 8. What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours? A: Nacho Cheese. 9. What Do You Call Santa's Helpers? A: Sub ordinate Clauses. 10. What Do You Call Four Bullfighters In Quicksand? A: Quattro Sinko. 11. What Do You Get From a Pampered Cow? A: Spoiled Milk. 12. What Do You Get When You Cross a Snowman With a Vampire? A: Frostbite. 13. What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And Twitches? A: A Nervous Wreck. 14. What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup? A: Anyone Can Roast Beef. 15. Where Do You Find a Dog With No Legs? A: Right Where You Left Him. 16. Why Do Gorillas Have Big Nostrils? A: Because They Have Big Fingers. 17. Why Don't Blind People Like To Sky Dive? A: Because It Scares The Dog. 18. What Kind Of Coffee Was Served On The Titanic? A: Sanka. 19. What Is The Difference Between a Harley And a Hoover ?! A: The Location of the Dirt Bag 20. Why Did Pilgrims' Pants Always Fall Down? A: Because They Wore Their Belt Buckle On Their Hat. 21. What's The Difference Between a Bad Golfer And a Bad Skydiver? A: A Bad Golfer Goes, Whack, Dang! A Bad Skydiver Goes Dang! Whack. 22. How Are a Texas Tornado And a Tennessee Divorce The Same? A: Somebody's Gonna Lose A Trailer Now, admit it. At least one of these made you smile

~Katt~ Obesity Help Support Group Leader
http://www.obesityhelp.com/group/abetterclassoflosers/
Sexy isn't a look, it's a state of mind. ~Me~
How people treat you is their karma; how you react is yours. ~Dr. Wayne Dyer~

mirandalynn
on 6/27/08 8:33 am - west sacramento, CA

RNY on 11/14/05

smile and laugh out loud. thanks for those =) i think ill have to pass them on to my kiddo.. lol

jj_in_CA
on 6/27/08 8:36 am - Gualala, CA

RNY on 07/09/08

It sure did, thanks for the smiles and giggles. ---jan---

Jeni H.
on 6/27/08 10:21 am

Lap Band on 10/16/08

Yes Katt, they cracked me up!!! hehehehe Thanks so much for sharing! Sometimes we need to lighten it up! Jeni

Do not ask the Lord to guide your footsteps if you are unwilling to move your feet. God, Please help me to move my feet!!!

campbellcorner
on 6/27/08 11:42 am - modesto, CA

RNY on 06/24/10

Thanks those were really cute! I read them to my husband and we both had a good laugh. shelly

TL
on 6/27/08 4:15 pm - Sunny, CA

RNY on 03/05/04

Those were cute. And, it put a smile on my face-I needed that. Thanks for sharing.

Terri Sanrio

Jodi W
on 6/28/08 1:23 am - SIMI VALLEY, CA

RNY on 08/20/04

OH MY GOSH KATT THANK YOU SOOOO MUCH. I WOKE UP NOT FEELING GOOD, BUT AT LEAST YOU MADE ME LAUGH EVEN THO I DIDN'T FEEL LIKE IT. HOPE YOU HAVE A WONDERFUL WEEKEND,

JODI

SueBee Honey
on 6/28/08 2:46 am - High Desert, CA

RNY on 05/03/06

You're killin me Smalls

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