Announcement

Announcement   Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in  liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a  power beverage  suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible  for a man to  literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can  no longer call this  a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names  of '****tails',  'highballs' and just a good old-fashioned 'stiff  drink'.  Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of:  MOUNT & DO. Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants  and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with  perky boobs and huge  erections and absolutely no recollection of what to  do with them. If you don't send this to some old friends right away there will be fewer people laughing in the world. Trying to think of the downsides.LoveMe