Water or Wine.....

SusanA
on 5/26/08 10:53 am - Petticoat Junction, CA
To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine.. and those who don't. As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. Coli) - bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop. However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, Whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting. Remember: Water = Poop, .........Wine = Health Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of **** There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as a public service.

Can You Make A Mistake And Miss Your Fate?
 

jinkers
on 5/26/08 11:20 am - Camarillo, CA
OMG  that is too funny!   I have to send that to my dad - a wine lover!    Thanks for the giggle!

:) Kelly                  goal in 14 months!!   
                                
335 high/305 surgery / 160 goal    

Darlene
on 5/26/08 11:55 am
Women are angels.
...and when someone breaks our wings, we simply continue to fly...on a broomstick.

We are flexible.

Darlene
 


lassley_55
on 5/26/08 1:05 pm - Anaheim, CA
Oh, this is just too funny! I will have forward this to all my wine drinking friends.  I knew that glass of Merlot that I Love so much had to be good for me in some small way!! Kathy
Cyndi T.
on 5/27/08 1:05 am - Chino Hills, CA
RNY on 05/11/05 with
Yay! Love my wine!

Cyndi T.

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