SP-Good morning Patty!

secret_pal_4_Patty
on 4/25/08 11:47 pm
I just wanted to say hello and see if you were going to the LB coffee this morning.  How are things going for you this fine spring?  Have you been healthy?  How are your Angels doing this season so far?  How is your SO doing?  Here's a slightly off color joke to start your Saturday off... -SP4P Black Testicles > > > > > > A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, > > Wearing an oxygen mask  over his mouth and nose, still > > Heavily sedated from a difficult four hour,  surgical > > Procedure A young student nurse appears to give him a > > Partial  sponge bath. > > > > Nurse", he mumbles, from behind the mask "Are  my > > Testicles black?" > > > > Embarrassed, the young nurse replies "I don't  know, > > Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet." > > > > He  struggles to ask again, "Nurse, are my testicles > > Black?" > > > > Concerned  that he may elevate his vitals from worry > > About his testicles, she overcomes  her embarrassment > > And sheepishly pulls back the covers. > > > > She raises his  gown, holds his penis in one hand and > > His testicles in the other, lifting and  moving them > > Around. > > > > Then, she takes a close look and says,  "There's > > > > Nothing wrong with them, Sir !!" > > > > The man pulls off his oxygen  mask, smiles at her and > > Says very slowly, > > > > "Thank you very much. That  was wonderful, but listen > > Very, very closely...... > > > > A r e - m y - t e s  t - r e s u l t s - b a c k  ? "
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