SP-Good morning Patty!
I just wanted to say hello and see if you were going to the LB coffee this morning. How are things going for you this fine spring? Have you been healthy? How are your Angels doing this season so far? How is your SO doing? Here's a slightly off color joke to start your Saturday off...
-SP4P
Black Testicles
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> A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital,
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> Wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose, still
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> Heavily sedated from a difficult four hour, surgical
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> Procedure A young student nurse appears to give him a
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> Partial sponge bath.
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> Nurse", he mumbles, from behind the mask "Are my
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> Testicles black?"
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> Embarrassed, the young nurse replies "I don't know,
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> Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet."
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> He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, are my testicles
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> Black?"
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> Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from worry
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> About his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment
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> And sheepishly pulls back the covers.
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> She raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and
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> His testicles in the other, lifting and moving them
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> Around.
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> Then, she takes a close look and says, "There's
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> Nothing wrong with them, Sir !!"
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> The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and
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> Says very slowly,
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> "Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but listen
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> Very, very closely......
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> A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a c k ? "