IT IS TWISTED THURSDAY

Happy Twisted Thursday to you all - enjoy the stories Mmmmmm, yummy!!! Health officials in Rockland County, N.Y., issued two complaints against the Great China Buffet restaurant in September after an employee was seen preparing the day's garlic in back of the building by stomping a large bowl of it with his boots on. 

 

 

 

 Things that make you go hmmmmmm........

We have all heard the 'man bites dog' stories, but how about a real-life 'man marries dog' tale!  The groom in question was a 33-year-old Indian farmer named Selvakumar, and he was wed to a female dog named Selvi.  He married his four legged ***** to atone for stoning two other dogs to death and stringing them up in a tree 15 years ago. He believed the act cursed him and he had been suffering ever since, he told the Hindustan Times.  After he stoned the dogs he said his legs and hands got paralysed, he lost hearing in one ear, and his speech was impaired. With doctors unable to help him, Selvakumar turned to an astrologer who told him he was cursed by the spirits of the dogs he had killed.  He could undo the curse only if he married a dog and live with it, the soothsayer warned. Family members chose a stray female dog who was then bathed and clothed for the wedding occasion.  Selvi the bride was brought to the temple by village women and a Hindu priest conducted the ceremony.  The paper showed a picture of Selvakumar sitting next to his canine bride, which was adorned in an orange sari and flower garland.  The paper said the groom and his family then had a feast, while the dog got a bun. It was reported that Selvi attempted to make a bolt for it -- apparently due to the big crowds -- but she was tracked down and returned to her new 'husband'.  "The dog is only for lifting the curse and after that, he plans to get a real bride," a friend of the groom said. Deeply superstitious people in rural sometimes organize weddings to dogs and other animals, believing it can beat certain curses.

 

 

 

And, finally, some cute little funnies to think about as we all get older........ A little old man shuffled slowly into an ice cream parlor and pulled himself slowly, painfully, up onto a stool. After catching his breath, he ordered a banana split. The waitress asked kindly, "Crushed nuts?" "No," he replied, "Arthritis

 

 

 

Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement center were sitting on a bench under a tree when one turns to the other and says: "Slim, I'm 83 years old now and I'm just full of aches and pains. I know you're about my age. How do you feel?" Slim says, "I feel just like a newborn baby." "Really!? Like a newborn baby!?" "Yep. No hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants. Happy Thursday to you all.  The weekend is only one day away.  Woo Hoo!!!!!!!! Jillie xox xo

          Good Morning Jillie, and thanks for the laughs to start off our Thursday! I, for one, need the chuckles this week. It's really been a long, awful week for me I'm sorry to report, but the weekend is coming, it's supposed to be summer like warm, or hot, and I'm just waiting for 5 o'clock tomorrow to arrive! Hope you and all the Cali Crew have a Terrific Thursday Jill....     

Yippie for hot.....I think we are going to hit the century mark out here...they say conservatively 95-96...but it will pop the 100....experience tells me!       It's going to be all good Steve..just breathe and await 5!!!!  

Well, I am hoping that after all the prom hoopla is over Chuck and I can go for a bike ride.  I really hope that there is no wind either.  I do not mind the heat like riding in the heat.   I am exicited for Lindsey and Robert to get dressed up for the prom.  Like I said they will be sooooooooo nice looking . Liz

  I have had one of those weeks myself.  When it is cruddy, it can only get better, right????? Hugs to you and D

Good morning Jillie and Cali! I am SOOOOO glad this week is almost over. Thanks for the early morning funnies. Always good to start the day off with a laugh. Hope everyone has a great day! Sue

Too Funny Jillie I needed that laugh this morning  Happy Thursday to all!~  I stayed up way too late last night I shouldnt go out on a weeknight its not good when you have to get up early the next morning but I'm  here and ready to start the day ,,, I'm looking forward to this weekend too I get to spend some time out with my friends just one more day ,,, Have a great day! ,,, Its looking really nice outside this morning ,,, *Christine* 

Good Morning Jillie and Cali, Love the lil stories in the morning.  I hope to get some errands ran today.  Need to hit costco and vitamin shoppe.  Donald is suppose to come after work this morning and lend a hand.  Him and Jordyn are just too cute together.  My 1 week bathroom remodel is in the second week and it looks like we are headed for a 3rd.  I'm so ready for them to go but then I think what's the diff, the window guy is coming tomorrow and that will be more mess in my house.  C'est la vie. Everyone enjoy the day Monica

Jillie and Cali Crew, The morning funnies were just what the doctor ordered.  I am sitting here with a big smile on my face.   I am doing okay.  Just thought I would drop in and say, "Hello". Kim

Mornin Jillie & The Beautiful Cali Crew Gotta Have a great day everyone!