MY HUSBAND SLEPT ON THE COUCH LAST NIGHT!!!!!

And when I asked him WHY he told me.... "YOU FARTED ALL NIGHT LONG...THE ROOM SMELT LIKE A GAS FACTORY...HELL, I WAS AFRAID TO LIGHT THE STOVE FOR FEAR THE HOUSE WOULD BLOW UP!!!  WHAT THE HECK WAS COMING OUT YOUR ASS???  CUZ IT SMELT LIKE A CRITTER CRAWLED UP IN THERE AND DIED!!!" Oooops...I guess salad isn't going to agree with me since that was the NEW item I tried last night...I must have not FELT or SMELT anything...cuz I slept right through it all!!! How embarressing!!! Cheri

LOL sorry I should not laugh!

but welcome to my world, I just tell hubby this is pay back for the last 19 years of marriage that he rules the fart kingdom!!

I too hope this will pass (LOL) once I learn what the new trigger foods are.

OMG! LOL Sorry to hear that you had an embarrassing night, but you can always tell him it's payback? LOL


Shells

Have you tried Devrom? it takes the odor out.

Never heard of it...where can I buy it??? Cheri

The OH store has it... http://obesityhelpstore.com/?pagename=DisplayProducts&category=Elementals

Too bad you slept through it, you could have held him down and put the covers over his head LOL

Meh if mine complained Id tell him fine, go sleep with the two dogs that have poisious gasses seeping out of their tushies. And yours too!

Oh Cheri, I have had a "stinker" of a day, then I come on here and read your post.  THANKS SO MUCH FOR THE LAUGH!!!!!!!!!!!! Jillie

Cheri, I just posted below on this very subject!   I have had problems with gas from the beginning and it mostly depends on how many carbs and sugar alcohols I take in.  The more of either, the gassier I become.  Girl, I can peel pain of the wall.  I know it is bad when I wake in the morning and my hubby and 2 cats are asleep on the couch!

You are so early out that it is probably just trapped gas and walking is the best thing.  Take a walk outside and let it rip!  Just be sure the wind is blowing in the right direction.  

Good luck in your journey

Sheryl