ot - A little funny for the day

Americans Are Wacky

- We will work hard on a farm so we can move into town where we can make more money so we can move back to the farm. - In the office we talk about baseball, shopping or fishing, but when we are out at the game, the mall or on the lake, we talk about business. - We are the only people in the world who will pay $.50 to park our car while eating a $.25 sandwhich. - We're the country that has more food to eat than any other country in the world and more diets to keep us from eating it. - We run from morning to night trying to keep our earning power up with our yearning power. - We're supposed to be the most civilized Christian nation on earth, but we still can't deliver payrolls without an armored car. - We have more experts on marriage than any other country in the world and still have more divorces.  Have a happy Wednesday everyone!