You know you are from Arizona
You Know You Are From Arizona When.......
1--You buy salsa by the gallon.
2--You think a red light is merely a suggestion.
3--All of your out-of-state friends start to visit after October but
clear out come the end of April.
4-- Most of the restaurants in town have the first name "El" or "Los."
5--You think 60 tons of crushed rock makes a beautiful yard.
6--You notice your car overheating before you drive it.
7--You can say "Hohokam" and people don't think you're laughing funny.
8--You no longer associate bridges (or rivers) with water.
9--You know a swamp cooler is not a happy hour drink.
10--Vehicles with open windows have the right-of-way in the summer.
11--People break out coats when the temperature drops below 70
degrees.
12--You discover, in July, it only takes two fingers to drive your
car.
13--The pool can be warmer than you are.
14--You can make sun tea instantly.
15--You run your air conditioner in the middle of winter so you can
use your fireplace.
16--You notice the best parking place is determined by shade instead
of distance.
17--The AC is on your list of best friends.
18--You realize that Valley Fever isn't a disco dance.
19--You can finish a Big Gulp in 10 minutes and go back for seconds.
20--The water from the cold water tap is the same temperature as the hot
one.
21--You can correctly pronounce the words: Saguaro, Ocotillo, Tempe,
Gila Bend, San Xavier, Canyon de Chelly, Mogollon Rim, Cholla, and
Ajo.
22--You experience third degree burns if you touch any metal part of
your car.
23--You know better than to get into a car with leather seats if
you're wearing shorts.
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