Funny/gross WOW moment

Sybul C.
on 7/19/09 9:02 pm - Alma, AR
O.K.  I know everybody is busy with their summer.  I guess that's why NOBODY is posting.  (Including me, lol).  So here's my laugh for the day.  I have been fortunate enough to be married to a very considerate guy for the past 32 years.  But ladies beware, never get too complacent!  I was on call this weekend and had to go in to work the floor due to a nurse calling in.  When I got home I was beat not being used to being on my feet for 8 hrs any more.  I ran for the bathroom because my bladder isn't what it used to be ... (that's another story entirely), jerked those pants down in the nick of time and sat down and,  yep you guessed it.... the seat was up!  This time though, instead of just getting a cold backside, I literally sat down INTO the commode!  I guess I'll take my WOW moments any way I can get them. 

Ya'll have a great week!

                            
Steve M.
on 7/19/09 9:19 pm - Maumelle, AR
So........How is your husband doing today?  Is he expected to recover soon? 

  Steve  

Sybul C.
on 7/20/09 8:57 am - Alma, AR

Oh, he's ok.  Now if it happens again.....

                            
susandoeshair
on 7/19/09 11:09 pm - Alexander, AR
Yeah, the farther out you are the more creative you have to be to claim those "WOW" moments....LOL!

I'm with Steve, is DH still around???  You're a hoot, Sybul!


Yes, I'm very discouraged by the quietness of the board. Things usually slow down during summer with kids home, vacations and the like. But, this is getting just plain sad!  You're the first to post since FRIDAY for heaven's sake!

Let's try to get it going again. What do you say???


Susan

 

Sybul C.
on 7/20/09 8:59 am - Alma, AR
I'm all for getting things rolling again.  I miss everybody.  I've been lurking but not posting.  I'll try and do better.  I just usually don't have anything enlightening to say, lol.

                            
susandoeshair
on 7/20/09 9:14 am - Alexander, AR
Miss Sybul, if I wanted enlightenment I'd read a book. If I want friendship, laughter, caring, support, or just someone to say "hi" to, I'll come here!

Susan

 

AnnF55
on 7/20/09 12:20 am - Pearcy, AR

Oh that is just too funny. Love those wow moments!!!

Ann

Sybul C.
on 7/20/09 9:00 am - Alma, AR
It's just too bad I have to sink so low to get them, pardon the pun!.

                            
JustMeee0609
on 7/20/09 6:07 am - Tyronza, AR
what a wow moment!   congrats on the ability to actually hit the water.

 I have been here every day, not posting much but a couple blogs, and doing alot of pre-op reading and  learning all I can about my upcoming new life... Looking forward to hittin the losers bench soon myself.

Just Meee aka Linda    
Come join me in the Bariatric Buddy Group
http://www.obesityhelp.com/group/bariatricbuddy/
 
Highest weight 406, Surgery weight 386, and now on the Losers Bench! 
 

        
Sybul C.
on 7/20/09 9:02 am - Alma, AR
I bet you're getting excited and scared all at the same time.  It's a wild ride!

                            
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