Naked In A Giant Bed of Lettuce...

Okay, so it's not that bad yet.  But it's getting there.....

LAUGHING SO HARD I''M CRYING!  YOU GIVE THE BEST VISUALS....WELL, OK, MAYBE NOT THE BEST(FOR THIS ONE).  I WAS STILL LAUGHING OVER THE FACE IN THE HEAD OF LETTUCE....NOW IT'S ALLLL OF YOU.

Oh I've got an even better one for you!   All day long I have been visualizing that scene from American Beauty where Kevin Spacey is fantasizing about that teenage girl laying naked in a bed of roses while rose petals slowly drift down onto her.  I've been imaging the girl was me and the bed of roses are heads of lettuce and the rose petals slowly raining down are green iceberg!!!

   whatever floats your boat, my dear. 

Doesn't lettuce float?   This craving is insane y'all.  I had taco salad for lunch for the SOLE PURPOSE of having something with lettuce in it! 

You inspired me. After a day of eating crap, trying to gain (yep, I know, not the way to do it) I made a Chinese Chicken salad for dinner. In honor of you, of course!

I LOVE LETTUCE!!!!! It is one of my fave foods ever, I could eat salads everyday for weeks at a time.  Whatever meat I would make for dinner for me and roomie, I would cut mine into pieces and throw it into a salad, and would even throw the veggies in to.  (Never the side dish though, don't think mashed potatos or noodles would taste good in salad, haha). Now I only eat salad once in a while, like taco salad, or chicken salad.  But never plain salad, I always make sure I put some kind of protein in it.  I think I will go and get some lettuce today. You can be like the cookie monster, but instead lettuce monster, haha. I am gonna google lettuce pictures and see if I can find something funny.

http://carcino.gen.nz/images/index.php/00b9a680/3d28c02c It's Lettuce Face Guy!! Haha http://i71.photobucket.com/albums/i124/rieaane/lettuce.jpg OMG Lettuce Lingerie, LOL