Just had to share a funny!!!

horselady71742
on 12/18/07 12:45 am - Fordyce, AR
Just wanted to share  a funny with you all, not bragging, but everytime I think of it, it makes me laugh. Mike and I have a male friend that used to live with us a couple of years ago, who had not seen me since I had surgery.  The other day we were at the gun range re-sighting in Mikes guns and Ike showed up.  I was sitting in the car, just trying to keep my senses w/all the gunshots. I decided I would go and speak to him, forgetting for a moment how different I look from 2 years ago.   As I walked up to him, he was like, Dang, what happened to you?????  I just laughed and said, Lots of exercise and walking and sipping and sipping and walking.  Then I told him Id had surgery.  After telling me congrats and all that, he began to circle me like a buzzard.  I didnt quite understand what he was doing, and then he busted out, "Damnnnnn, you lost your tits and your butt!!!!"  I was rolling.  He has never commented on my looks, b/c he has always liked little women, but he loved my cooking, so he never worried about my weight.  He said his only concern was that I was gonna starve Papaw (mike) to death.   Just thought Id share my funny w/ya'll.  It still feels good to see people who havent seen me, I never cease to be amazed at the comments I get!!  Isnt this the most fun thing we have ever done? Off to clean house, everyone have a great day, and remember, only 7 shopping days till Christmas.  Guess I better get started huh?? Love and hugs to all, Rhonda
sykoeve
on 12/19/07 4:13 pm - Searcy, AR
That is pretty funny!  Expecially when he said Damn, you lost your tits and butt, I would have just fell to the floor laughing if someone said that to me. 
Weight 5 Years Ago (2002): 275.0  --  50.3 BMI
Pre-Consult (7/05/07): 400.12 pounds  --  73.2 BMI
Surgery Day (8/15/07): 369.8  --  67.6 BMI
Past Weight (09/30/08):  205.0  --  37.5 BMI
Current Weight (01/08/09):  190.0  --  34.7 BMI
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