does my butt look big??

I bought an elliptical machine......my butt gonna be small come monday.....Im gonna work out all day and night.....I am gonna walk off my Jennifer Lopez butt.... ok so for real I did buy one last night...it looks really nice in the box...might take a week to put it together..... I do not have a real goal weight...I would like to be 130-140, but will settle for less flab and fitting into my size 6-8 jeans......I am in 10-12 now...I am so short....also known as an oompa loompa in my house..... so anyhow I will let yall know how this elliptical thingy works out..... as for the new boobs...I have to massage the left one to get it to settle down....umm I hope I dont start to enjoy the massage......but they look good....I look at them every day in the mirror...clothed and un-clothed...I am fascinated with them. yall have got to get some of these...they rock huggs Tammy

Isn't your right one getting jealous? DH uses the elliptical at the gym and likes it, my ankle hated it, but then, it hates everything right now. Now, Jennifer Lopez makes lots of $$$$ off that arse of hers, are you sure you want to be rid of it? I'm seriously starting to think about the plastics thing. Girls are at my waist now, I'm thinking a full C I'm on antibiotics now, one of my incisions is infected. I also have to keep a dressing on it with betadine, change it twice a day. Well, at least it's something to do! Cleaned house a bit today, cleaning lady is supposed to come and do bathrooms and floors, but she's a no show as of now. Yeah, I know, cleaning before the cleaning lady comes, crazy huh? But I had to get the chunks up at least. OOOPs she just called and is on the way. Gotta run.. Ilean

Tammy, Hey, just wanted to say that I went back to the gym today, or the civic center, (we have no gym here in PoDunk, America) and I got on the eliptical for the first time today!!!!!! I must say, my thighs were screaming for relief. It prolly would have helped if I had done that first, before walking 20 minutes on the treadmill, using all the free standing weight machines, and doing 50 situps!!!! I had never used them so I thought, what the heck, cant be that bad!!!! Boy was I wrong. Tomorrow Ill shoot for 2 minutes, cuz one is all I made it today on those things. (They have 2, one like a stair stepper and one a running machine) We gotta start somewhere!! Good luck, and remember, J. Lo is one rich chick!!! Hope things work out for you and congrats on the girls. Mine are still ok, maybe I'll escape that, but if not, hey, whats one more surgery!!!! Hugs, Rhonda