I-Lean chinese food....

I-Lean I just ate some chinese food......yumm-o had some boneless ribs and rice...not too much of either anyhow i wanted to share my fortune cookie fortune "you will live a long and prosperous life" now I have always heard that when you read the fortune you have to add the words "in the bed" after the fortune.....my sister says it is to be "in the bathroom"... ok which is it? I sont wanna be like elvis and die on the crapper.....I prefer in the bed. I figured since you are all dopped up you would find that funny and be willing to give your input..... talk soon tammy top heavy

I've never heard "in the bathroom" one before, but have heard 'in the bed" lots. I sure don't want to die on the crapper either, so I've stopped taking my happy pills since they made me so constipated I WANTED/WISHED I could die. sorry about the subject matter, but you're the one who brought it up. I made myself a salad for lunch, gotta find a way to take care of this trouble. You and "crazy betty" have a good afternoon!! Love ya susan ilean

my maw said to eat prunes and drink some apple juice sure to unplug your inner pipes. yeeeeehaw!!! by the way you do know I am a yankee with a southern accent.....hehehehe a little constipation talk never skeered me...bring it on...... what ya think went through the mind of elvis as he died on the crapper??? oh sh*t!!!! hahahahahhahahahaha ok I gotta go......not that kind of go...i gotta get back to work tammy