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I dont know what happened......i hate coffee...always have...the smell makes me puke..... ok now I went and got the new boobs on march 5....now I crave coffee. I have never drank it before the boobs.....I am tellin ya'll it has something to do with boobs..... can anyone explain this? why would a non coffee drinker have surgery and recover and now want it??? same thing with onions.....hate them but crave them in salads and on sandwiches as long as they are uncooked.....this onion thing came on after my RNY? I think I was abducted by aliens......geesh hope they didnt probe me anywhere. ILEAN........who loves ya baby...memememe!!!!!! How is the foot doing? And the sanity with the mother outlaw and her visit? are you ready? got xanax? valium? hydrocodone? beer? revelation.....new boobs dont slide into your armpits when laying on back.....I tried this several times this weekend....they point right up to the ceiling. take care tammy

Ok Tammy, when I come home from the hospital, I will NOT read any of your post because you are too hestarical I know my belly can NOT handle you! (even with a pillow) OMG My sister told me the only reason she does not get a boob job is because when she gets old and wrinkled, then dies, there she will be, laying in that casket all wrinkled up and dead EXCEPT those two boobs will still be at ATTENTION, standing up straight looking at everyone that goes by. I always thought that was so funny. Ilean- hope you had a pain-free weekend. Huggs to you both! Rhonda 4 days to go

hey i got a rubber duck tattooed on my butt....and a grateful dead bear on my whooo whoo...so when i go to the nursing home i can give them all a good giggle....at least when i die i will have boobs....and not floating nipples......eww hahahaha.... yes I have a tattoo on my whooo whooo......

Hey Tammy, I'm still blessed with a couple of days of sanity....MIL comes in Wed evening. I'm starting to hoard my pain pills in preparation of her 10 day visit. Oh God, what have I agreed to? Just a little observation.....are you having all of this fun with your new girls by yourself, or is there anyone else around to enjoy them too? And as far as the coffee, well silly, it's from hangin' around ME! You know I'm the only one in the family that doesn't work for Starbuck's???? I'm rubbing off on you! Ilean

i have someone in my life but he is grossed out by my new boobs....I made him touch them and he did....with one finger..... he told me before surgery...he dont care if they are big, small, in my belt or on my back he loves me...um yeah ok then why he looking through my vickies secret catalog with slobber on his chin????? as for fun with the girls.....it is all new to me......i look at them in every mirror in my house from different angles...haha...its fun. just wait ya'll be doin the same thing. I try on shirts and giggle cause I can do it bra-less.....and the shirt fits hehehe. I bet the people in wal mart think I am crazy for giggling in the fitting room. as for my coffee addiction....I am 37 (in may) and bought a coffee pot...what the heck is wrong with me?? it is that whole alien abduction probe thingy. i swear...something has happened to me since the boobs moved in..... i got a tiny puppy last week and he sleeps between my boobs..... ya'll have got to get some....I promise....I can jog and dont get strangles by my elongated breasts..simply amazing....my dr is gonna be on my christmas card list... ok I gotta go for a bit.....back to work. take care Tammy