Sundays Household Hints
A few of the advantages of being an awful housekeeper.
1. The paint isn't one *****ipped. The dirt protects it.
2. I have no bugs. The dust has chocked them to death
3. Guest never walk thru your glass doors
4. When I lose something in my house I've got at least 10 things to look for at the same time.
5. I can tell how much the plumber should charge by knowing he came during the middle commercial of AS THE WORLD TURNS and left just before PASSWORD.
6. If I became an alcoholic friends wouldn't suspectI was hiding bottles. They would think that it was just my housekeeping. But I'll never become one because I don't like to drink in front of my child. And when he's gone who needs it.
Well, I guess those hints will help. Right now my cat Amos is helping me and I can't take much more. Have a wonderful day. Love. Miss Mary
1. The paint isn't one *****ipped. The dirt protects it.
2. I have no bugs. The dust has chocked them to death
3. Guest never walk thru your glass doors
4. When I lose something in my house I've got at least 10 things to look for at the same time.
5. I can tell how much the plumber should charge by knowing he came during the middle commercial of AS THE WORLD TURNS and left just before PASSWORD.
6. If I became an alcoholic friends wouldn't suspectI was hiding bottles. They would think that it was just my housekeeping. But I'll never become one because I don't like to drink in front of my child. And when he's gone who needs it.
Well, I guess those hints will help. Right now my cat Amos is helping me and I can't take much more. Have a wonderful day. Love. Miss Mary
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