Marys Musings
1. The nicest thing about the future is that it starts tomorrow.
2. Money will buy a fine dog, but only kindness will make him wag
his tail.
3. If you don't have a sense of humor, you probably don't have any
sense at all.
4. Seat belts are not as confining as wheelchairs.
5. A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you're in deep water
6. How come it takes so little time for a child who is afraid of the
dark
to become a teenager who wants to stay out all night?
7. Business conventions are important because they demonstrate how
many people a company can operate without.
8. Why is it that at class reunions you feel younger than everyone
else looks?
9. Scratch a cat and you will have a permanent job.
10. No one has more driving ambition than the boy who wants to buy a
car.
11. There are no new sins; the old ones just get more publicity.
12. There are worse things than getting a call for a wrong number at
4 AM.
Like this: It could be a right number..
13. No one ever says "It's only a game." when their team is winning.
14. I've reached the age where the happy hour is a nap.
15. Be careful reading the fine print. There's no way you're going
to like it.
16. The trouble with bucket seats is that not everybody has the same
size bucket.
17. Do you realize that in about 40 years, we'll have thousands of
old
ladies running around with tattoos? (And rap must be Oldies ! )
18. Money can't buy happiness -- but somehow it's more comfortable
to cry in a Corvette than in a Yugo.
19. After 50, if you don't wake up aching in every joint, you are
probably dead!!
20. Always be yourself. Because the people that matter, don't mind
and the ones who mind, don't matter.
Have a wonderful day. I'm going to. Love, Miss Mary
2. Money will buy a fine dog, but only kindness will make him wag
his tail.
3. If you don't have a sense of humor, you probably don't have any
sense at all.
4. Seat belts are not as confining as wheelchairs.
5. A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you're in deep water
6. How come it takes so little time for a child who is afraid of the
dark
to become a teenager who wants to stay out all night?
7. Business conventions are important because they demonstrate how
many people a company can operate without.
8. Why is it that at class reunions you feel younger than everyone
else looks?
9. Scratch a cat and you will have a permanent job.
10. No one has more driving ambition than the boy who wants to buy a
car.
11. There are no new sins; the old ones just get more publicity.
12. There are worse things than getting a call for a wrong number at
4 AM.
Like this: It could be a right number..
13. No one ever says "It's only a game." when their team is winning.
14. I've reached the age where the happy hour is a nap.
15. Be careful reading the fine print. There's no way you're going
to like it.
16. The trouble with bucket seats is that not everybody has the same
size bucket.
17. Do you realize that in about 40 years, we'll have thousands of
old
ladies running around with tattoos? (And rap must be Oldies ! )
18. Money can't buy happiness -- but somehow it's more comfortable
to cry in a Corvette than in a Yugo.
19. After 50, if you don't wake up aching in every joint, you are
probably dead!!
20. Always be yourself. Because the people that matter, don't mind
and the ones who mind, don't matter.
Have a wonderful day. I'm going to. Love, Miss Mary
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